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Beer Bong Engineering
The Throttle Bong is not just a random assembly of industrial-grade party radness. The Throttle Bong is specifically designed to perform better than ALL beer bongs currently on the market. Beyond being FAR stronger and more durable, the Throttle Bong actually rips smoother and faster than any other beer bong out there. The throttling effect at the hose-to-valve connection is designed into every Throttle Bong to provide a mind blowing flow rate of 294in/sec which is 50% FASTER than other beer bongs. Why? Because we were tired of all the shitty, cheap beer bongs out there. We needed something better. Don’t believe it? Get...
The Next Level in Beer Bong Performance
The wait is over...literally. Tired of waiting for all the foam in your Throttle Bong to disappear? We have the solution! If you’re anything like us, we have zero patience for foamy beer in our Throttle Bong. That's what drove us to develop the first EVER anti-foam spray for beer bongs, Funnel Butter. Funnel Butter is a food-safe spray that dissolves foam instantly to keep you rippin' back-to-back Throttle Bongs with little down time. CLICK HERE to learn more. Don't believe us? JUST WATCH. Welcome to the next level in beer bong performance. If you have any questions,...
BACK TO SCHOOL RADNESS
It's that time of year again... Winter break is over. Syllabus weeks are beginning. Recruitment's in full effect. And the parties never end.Don't let a broken beer bong kill the rager this semester. Get rad, pick up a HEAVY DUTY Throttle Bong, and be the life of the party time and time again.The Throttle Bong is a high-quality, AMERICAN-MADE beer bong with a motorcycle throttle attached to the valve. Twist the throttle and start sip'n! It's BUILT TO LAST and always brings rad times. GET RAD AND LEARN MORE...
Engineered for a Good Time
The Throttle Bong is NOT just a random assembly of party radness. The Throttle Bong is engineered for a good time and was specifically designed to be far superior than current beer bongs on the market in every way possible. Why? Because we were tired of all the shitty, cheap beer bongs out there. The Throttle Bong boasts the following features: 49.6% increase in fluid speed over standard 3/4” plastic beer bongs HEAVY DUTY Braided Vinyl Tubing INDUSTRIAL GRADE Lead-Free Brass Ball Valve Precision Machined Billet Aluminum Throttle Tube Large Industrial-Strength Funnel Stainless Steel Hose Clamp 6 Month Warranty MADE IN...
We should make one, BRO!
How to Make a Heavy Duty Beer Bong With a Throttle “BRO…..I saw this super rad Throttle Bong the other day. We should make one!! I got a ‘lil mechanical know-how from changing my oil plus we could save some beer money. Let's hit the store and make our own…” We hear this ALL the time, so we decided to cut the shit and save you the time, headache, and hassle. Here's what the trip to the store would cost you: 1in ID x 2.5ft Braided Vinyl Hose: $6.16 1” Lead Free Brass Ball Valve: $17.82 Large 64oz Funnel: $1.99...